1.. when rain comes down what goes up? Ans... UMBRELLA

2.. When a Boy falls into a river, what happens to him first? Ans... HE GETS WET.

3.. I show different face to people but I don't have a face myself. Who am I? Ans... MIRROR.

4.. I go out everyday but i don't leave my house. who am i? Ans... TORTOISE OR SNAIL.

5.. What room cannot be entered? Ans... MUSHROOM.

6.. What object has only one eye? Ans... NEEDLE.

7.. Three frogs were standing on a river bank, one decided to jump into the river. How many will remian? Ans... THREE.

8.. What key can't we turn? Ans... DONKEY.

9.. What is at the end of everything? Ans... G

10..Spell hard water with three letters. Ans...ICE

11..What island do we eat? Ans... FUFU.

12..What country do we eat? Ans... TURKEY.

13..Some Stupid Students Started Smoking Since Sixteen Sixty Six. How many 'S' are in the
sentence? Ans... NO 'S'.

14..I have an eye but can't see. Who am i? Ans... NEEDLE.

15..What goes up and never come down? Ans... AGE.

16..How many letters are in ALPHABET? Ans... 8 LETTERS.

17..What letter is in the middle of  sea? Ans... LETTER "E"

18..What palm do we drink? Ans... PALM WINE.

19..My father sent me to call a person, when i came back, the person was already
there. Who is that person? Ans... COCONUT.

20..There is a female name made up of 8 letters. Children likes the last four letters and hate
the first four letters.What is the name? Ans... BEATRICE.

21..What food is already cooked and preserved under the ground? Ans... TIGERNUT/CARROT

22..My father built me a house full of windows. What is the name of the house? Ans... NET.

23..My father built me a house without a windows.What is the name of the house?
Ans... COCONUT/EGG.

24..I was wearing a white when, i entered a room and came out, my shirt turned brown
Who am i? Ans... BREAD.

25..If you are travelling from takoradi to sekondi, how many trees will you find, what are they?
Ans... TWO: DEAD ONES AND LIVE ONES.

25..I was conceived and born in water but when i'm taken out and poured back i die.Who am i? Ans... SALT.

26..Three people were crossing a river.The first person did not get wet, the second person
got wet and the third person did not get wet. Who are they? Ans... A PREGNANT WOMAN CARRYING A BABY AT HER BACK.

27..We are nine in the universe, only I has life. Who am i? Ans... EARTH.

28..What sweeps out its compound but have neither hands or legs? Ans... THE SEA.

29..There is something which tastes bitter but when touches your hand tastes sweet.
What is it? Ans... FIRE.

30..What is a good servant but a bad master? Ans... FIRE.

31..What tastes sweet in the mouth but is hated when falls on the ground? Ans... SALIVER.

32..I have three legs but use only one to walk. Who am i? Ans... WHEEL BARROW.

33..What comes down and never goes up? Ans... RAIN.

34..I am a country, when you remove my first three letters, i mean a lot of things to
people.Which country am i? Ans... GERMANY.

35..What word starts with und and ends with und? Ans... UNDER-GROUND.

Ans: book

Ans: football

38..Q: What's red and goes up and down?
  : A tomato in an elevator.

39..Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
  : We have to stick together.

40..Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
  : Hello, hello.

41..Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
  : A bulldoser.

42..Q: When is a baseball player like a thief?
  : When he steals a base.

43..Q: What did the can say to the can opener?
  : You make me flip my lid.

44..Q: What is a volcano?
  : A mountain with the hiccups.

45..Q: What do you find at the end of everything?
  : The letter "g".

46..Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
  : He called a toe truck.

47..Q: Why do two skunks argue?
  : Because they like to kick up a stink.

48..Q: What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
  : You can count on me.

49..Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
  : Put them in a barking lot.

50..Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
  : He wanted to be a cool cat.

51..Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
  : One more crack and I'll plaster you.

52..Q: Why is baseball like a cake?
  : They both need batters.

53..Q: What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
  : Take me to your weeder.

54..Q: What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
  : Slippers!

55..Q: What did the rug say to the floor?
  : I've got you covered!

56..Q: How do you make antifreeze?
  : You steal her blanket.

57..Q: Why does a cow wear a bell?
  : Because her horns don't work.